I’m hiring this guy to take care of all the idiots, assholes, imbeciles, morons, douchebags, bitches, dicks, mental defectives, airheads, dipshits, and asswipes. I apologize if I forgot any category of jackass but you are included and also because other individuals may have other choice words by which to address you and your behaviors.
You plague our NY roads with your carelessness and stupidity. Do these things to each other to make room for respectful drivers. The world will be a happier place without you.
I believe this to be the most spot on accurate depiction of life. What a ride!